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A "fat burning" lip balm that can stop women craving food such as chocolate has gone on sale in Britain. Burner Balm can stop women craving sweets by suppressing their appetite and boosting their energy , its makers claim.

The £4.95 lip balm contains pure soy oils , caffeine and green tea extracts. It also contains hoodia , thought to be an appetite suppressor. It comes in five flavors - pomegranate , vanilla , strawberry , acai berry and mint. According to the firm's website , it can be applied up to six times day.

But the makers recommend not putting it on at night as the caffeine in it might keep you awake. The website states: "If you are feeling tired , apply Burner Balm...If you are between meals and feel an urge to snack , apply Burner Balm...

"Best used on naked lips or apply under lipstick. You can use the product throughout the day when needed...4 to 6 times daily." But some health and eating disorder charities have attacked the makers for exploiting women's fears about gaining weight. They have called it a gimmick and doubt it will lead to substantial weight loss.

Frustration and irritation can lead to desperate measures even if you are too old! The daring vigilante act of a retired teacher captured the world’s imagination last month when he smashed the Cars of traffic violators with a brick. The three hour spectacle took place in the city of Lanzhou and a total of fourteen cars suffered under the wrath of Yan Zhenping.

Reports claim that the seventy-four year old man armed himself with a brick one night and waited patiently by the pedestrian crossing. Subsequently , he attacked every car that went through the red lights at that crossing point. The incident took place on the 9th of July and has since garnered support amongst frustrated pedestrians.

In fact , by the time the police showed up at the scene on the night of the incident , Zhenking had already found a few kindred souls to help him in this endeavor. This support group coupled with the large chanting crowd was probably more telling than the teacher’s brick-smashing spree.

Some reports claim that the gentleman might have continued his brand of geriatric justice after that day if his family had not quietly intervened. Since then , there has been heated discussions about his actions on various internet forums. Was it blatant destruction of property , some wondered? On the other hand , others noted that his actions were cathartic.

A doctor had sex with a patient in his surgery while her unsuspecting husband sat next door in the waiting room , it was claimed yesterday. Dr Michael Rusling , 48 , a married father of three , is accused of secret trysts with the woman both at work and at her home.

Known as Patient A , the mother of four and grandmother recorded their encounters in her diary with the letter 'M' in a circle followed by remarks such as: 'Happy day' and 'Michael - great'. On the day that she had sex with Dr Rusling in his surgery , she wrote: 'What a buzz.' Yesterday , the GP faced the General Medical Council accused of having sexual relationships with two patients and threatening to withdraw the medication of one of them unless she continued to see him.

If the panel finds against him he could be struck off , suspended or have other conditions imposed on him. Dr Rusling was one of four partners at Sydenham House Practice in Hull , which treats around 10 , 000 patients. Bernadette Baxter , for the GMC , said the affair with Patient A began in September 2006 when she went to see Dr Rusling about a lump on her lower stomach.

As he examined her , the doctor moved his hand beneath her underwear and the woman tried to laugh it off by saying: 'Isn't that something my husband should be doing?' The next day Dr Rusling visited her at her home where they had sex. The eight-month affair was discovered when one of her daughters saw the doctor leaving the house with her mother standing at the doorstep in her dressing gown.

Their affair continued after Dr Rusling left the practice in March 2007 , but police approached her following complaints by two other women , Patient B and a member of the surgery staff , Miss C.

Some times you have to suffer to do good to others. A man from Yorkshire has set a new world record by walking over 18 miles on broken glass in aid of the charity , Action for Children.

The good Samaritan , Nigel Jardine , 56 , from Leeds , West Yorkshire , walked 1 , 060 metres in one hour around an octagonal circuit of glass at the Bageecha restaurant in his home town of Horsforth – breaking the previous record of 960 metres.

The Sports coach and motivational expert carried on for 27-and-a-half hours until he had covered the equivalent of 30 kilometres , or 18 miles. He said: "I'm used to walking on broken glass but I suppose the customers at the restaurant weren't used to watching someone do it as they tucked into their meals."

Mr Jardine was allowed five-minute breaks every hour during the challenge to have a drink , visit the lavatory or have a lie down. His feat was in aid of Action for Children , the leading children’s charity. He said he felt a strong connection with the charity’s work because he was abused as a child mentally and physically , both at home and at school.

You can be jailed for yawning in a court! In Chicago , US , a Will County judge who sentenced a Richton Park man to six months in jail for "making a loud yawning sound" set the 33-year-old man free today without asking for an apology.

Judge Daniel Rozak , who according to court records has in the past typically accepted an apology before releasing people jailed on contempt charges , instead delivered a short lecture to Clifton Williams , who stood before the bench in shackles.

"I just first of all want to make it clear - you were never in custody for yawning - you never were , " Rozak said. "It was a sound...that was offensive to the court." Rozak asked Williams if he understood , then ordered him released. Williams spent three weeks behind bars.

It was a quiet end to a case that made national and international headlines after being reported earlier this week by the Tribune.
Williams' family expressed relief.

"We're happy about it , " said his aunt , Cheryl Mayfield. "We'll all sit down and decide what we need to do next. This needs to be expunged from his record."

And you thought it was your birth right to smoke in your own backyard! A feud in Akarp in southern Sweden between a cigarette-puffing woman and her smoke-sensitive neighbour has finally been put to rest by Swedish courts. On 7 August , the the Environmental High Court made a final ruling that the woman may light up as much as she wants to in her own garden.

In its decision , the court said that the neighbour had been been unable to prove that the woman's smoke “poses such a significant threat to human health” that the environmental code would prescribe prohibiting the woman to smoke in the garden.

The conflict between the neighbours has been an ongoing legal saga since 2006. The smoke-sensitive neighbour , a lawyer , was so disturbed by the smoking that he wore a breathing mask whenever he was in his garden at the same time the woman was smoking.

In 2007 , the Environmental Court in Växjö initially banned the woman from smoking in her own garden , ruling that she was banned from smoking within a nine metre radius of her neightbour's house.

The 49-year-old woman then appealed the decision to the Environmental High Court , which in turn found no reasonable grounds for an interim ban before a final decision was reached. 

Carla Levesque , a homeless mom , was caught while having sex with an unidentified man in the restroom of the Rockville Public Library in Vernon Thursday morning. The pair was allegedly caught getting it on when another mom brought her own 4-year-old daughter to the bathroom.

The man managed to flee the scene before police arrived , but authorities say they have a good idea of who they are looking for. Levesque has two children - ages 6 and 9 - and had apparently been staying at a homeless shelter in Rockville. She was charged with risk of injury to a minor , public indecency and disorderly conduct.

Levesque's children , who were inside the library during the time of the incident , are currently in the custody of child welfare officials. She is being held on $500 bail and is expected to be arraigned Friday.

A man in UK prosecuted for stealing a 25p banana has been cleared after a trial which cost the taxpayer £20 , 000. James Gallagher , 23 , was accused of stealing the fruit from the Del Villagio restaurant in Birmingham's Bullring shopping centre.

But a jury at Birmingham Crown Court jurors took less than half an hour to find him not guilty of burglary and a lesser charge of theft. Speaking after the verdict was delivered , Mr Gallagher said: 'It's shocking , it's just a waste of taxpayers' money. I cannot understand how they've got away with it.'

Recorder Mr Shamim Qureshi told the jury before they delivered their verdict: 'It is easy sometimes to think "What is this case doing at the crown court?"

1. If u think a girl is beautiful , she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that

2. The nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup , worse the looks...

4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too , she will let you know in about 10 years from now , when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl , the more she'll want to be friends with you.

8. Theory of relativity.. ....

The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...

9. Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend. The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat , the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman , who beats you in everything 9:1

10. The day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-

You are dressed badly

You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life

Have a bad hair day

11. All the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin your money , health and leave u a total wreck.

12. The more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u

13. The Love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

Do you understand the reality of the world? May be not! Check it out!

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks , nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before

CLASSIC:
A book which people praise , but never read

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

OFFICE:
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

YAWN:
The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

ETC:
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an end to all inventions

PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself during life , to be spoken of when dead

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other , unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills , and kills you by his bills!

This is how your boss treats you in office :)

Find out what MEN may really mean when they say...

"I'M GOING FISHING"
Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid , and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand , while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Means: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it , and you have no chance at all of making it logical".

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Means: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH , " "SURE , HONEY , " OR "YES , DEAR..."
Means: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Means: "I have no idea how it works."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY , YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD".
Means: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING , DEAR."
Means: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Means: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop' , the address of the first girl I ever kissed , and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned , but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU , AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES".
Means: "The girl selling them on the corner had great tits."

"OH , DON'T FUSS , I JUST CUT MYSELF , IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Means: "I have actually severed a limb , but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

"HEY , I'VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I'M DOING".
Means: "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Means: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands , so I'm completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Means: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Means: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said , and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER Love ANYONE ELSE"
Means: "I am used to the way you yell at me , and realize it could be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC"
Means: "Please don't try on one more outfit , I'm starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Means: "No one will ever see us alive again."

"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK"
Means: "I make the messes , she cleans them up."

Here is why it is impossible to please women:

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only."

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands , they decide to go in. The bouncer , a very attractive guy , explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor , and once you find what you are looking for , you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still , this isn't good enough , so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better , and so , knowing there are still two floors left , they continued on up. On the fourth floor , the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing , they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."

Sandy Allen appeared in the Guinness Book of World Records since 1976 --and until 2008 , when she died-- as the tallest woman in the world.  She was 7' 7¼ " (232 cm) in height.

Malgorzata (aka Margo) Dydek , a basketball player in the US , is 7'2" (218 cm).

Zainab Bibi , 7' 2" (218 cm) as well , was recently allowed to stay permanently in Britain because she claims her height has made her a target at home , Pakistan.

We mourn the loss of the spectacular dancer and singer Michael Jackson. It is interesting to know that he had filed for a patent for a gadget in 1993. Remember that supernatural , gravity-defying 45-degree lean Jackson performed with his troupe of dancers on "Smooth Criminal"? Jackson used wires and harnesses in the 1988 music video , but that wasn't possible when he performed the trick live in 1992.

He did it with special shoes that quickly slid into pegs that rise out of the floor at just the right moment. Also helping the effect were rigid anklets that worked like ski boots , supporting Jackson and his entourage of dancers as they leaned forward at that magic angle.