| | | | | | - You keep thinking of “iphoney” before six month of its launch
- You are depressed that you don’t have that cool bike that will get you a new hot girl friend
- You compulsively buy a mobile set every week without using it even for a week
- You are ashamed that your jeans is less “low-waist” than your friend’s
- You keep changing your mobile number by subscribing to newly launched “cool offers” by shoddy service providers
- You feel poor if you can’t afford a foreign vacation every month in exotic locations
- Your feel down because your mobile set has no “yellowtooth” technology
- You feel backward because your TV set has just 60000 mw of woofer while your neighbor’s has 60010 mw
- You feel you will never get a good job just because you are a bit dusky
- You feel your existence on the Earth is useless because you are “fat”
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