Computer Jokes

Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it..... More

Programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?".... More

Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown..... More

My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer..... More

Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression. "We estimate that throughout the world at any given mom...... More