Funny Jokes

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the c...... More

He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it..... More

He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light.... More

your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard..... More

Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck..... More

You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed.... More

I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving..... More

Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned off the heater!”.... More

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!".... More