What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
