Men Jokes

An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The DR. said let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know, This man went hunting every hunting season his whole life, never missed an event. One year he got ready to go hunting and grabbed an umbrella instead of his gun...... More

Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with i...... More

Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company..... More

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children..... More

Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts..... More

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving..... More

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!.... More

What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!.... More

Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!.... More

Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with "A woman once told me...".... More

Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?.... More