Sardar Jokes

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,Happily they drank & went away.Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya..... More

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?Banta-Recording this babys voice.Santa-Why?Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.... More

Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & prayingSanta: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver.... More

Waiter gives bill to SardarSardar: "Take my card."Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card.".... More

A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans.".... More

Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover?Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting oneman every week..... More