Riddles



What gets bigger when has less?
What gets bigger when you remove more of it?.... More

Children
(you are the child)You want to go to the mall by yourself and yet your mother says no and you keep asking and begging her but she is soild cold!Why weren""t you allowed to go to the mall?.... More

A Cold Day
It was winter and the girl wanted apples so she went outside to get apples from her apple tree. When she went outside to get apples the tree was covered with icicles. How did she get to the apples???.... More

Laying an Egg
A rooster was on top of a barn and couldn""t get down. The rooster was up there so long it layed an egg. Unfortunately the egg fell because the roof was slanted. What way did the egg fall?.... More

Valintines Day
There was a girl named Taylor and there also was a guy named Andrew they both went to a top of a building.(the top of the building was also a restaurant)And ate spaghetti.Who ate the last meatball?.... More

Trees
The pine tree was blowing in the wind and the wind was going west. Which way did the leaves blow?????.... More

The Building
A blone girl and a brunette girl jumped off a building.Who died first????.... More

People
(you are the husband)You are on a plane with your wife to Japan and the plane sudenly crashes and you are the only one who lived.A couple of birds ate everyone than saved your wife for last. You haven""t had anything to drink or eat and all you see are birds.So you are so hungy you eat a bird than you die.Why did you die???.... More

Greater Than God
What is greater than god eivler than the devil what do the poor have what do the rich need if u eat it u will die.... More

Bedroom Things
When you are in your room and are leaning against something that can be hard but mostly soft.You go to sleep and you are lying down on this.When you get up you are still lying on this. What am I??.... More

CANDY
I can crunch in your mouth I can also melt in your mouth at the same time wat am I??????.... More

Trolls
There are 2 doors life and death. There are 2 trolls a lying one and a truth telling one. You have to get through the right door by asking both trolls the same question and only 1 question. What will u ask?.... More

Magnet to Thought
You ponder me in your mind I grow stronger with time And weaker all the while. I drive you crazy In your mind that""s hazy. I""m a magnet to thought And a shade to your eyes Now what am I?.... More

food
there is this type of food.U do not eats it outsidebut when u cook it u eat its inside.when u r done with the inside u trow away the inside.what food am i?.... More

4 in 5
How is four on the middle of five?.... More

4th row of numbers
10 1110 3110 what will the 4th row of numbers be?.... More

Wine bottle
If you put a dime in a wine bottle and put a cork in the bottle how do you get the dime out without removing the cork or breaking the bottle?.... More

how many
how many species of each animal did mozes take with him on the ark??.... More

Spiders and Highways
How does a spider safely cross a highway???.... More

box
A box without hinges key or lid Yet a golden treasure inside is hid.... More

box of gold
A box without hinges key or lid yet a golden treasure inside is hid.... More

Ice Cream
Where do you go to become an ice cream man?.... More

piece of cake
what side of the cake is left?.... More

Mountain Murder Mystery
In a cabin in the mountains a group of people lie dead. The doors and windows are locked and there is no way into the cabin. The people died suddenly and did not kill themselves or each other. They were not poisoned gassed or suffocated. How did they die?.... More

Book
Afreind comes up too you and say ive hidden a $100.00 bill in the libary between pages 75-76 would you look for it? Yes or No..... More

pizza
You have a pie that is split into 3 slices.Their are 2 fathers and 2 sons.But you cant cut the pizza..... More

hotel
three men walk into a hotel. they go to the clerk ...... More

plane crash
their is a plane crash on the border of the USA and mexico. Where do you bury the survivors?.... More

a bus
you driven a bus and theirs 32 people on the bus. theirs five stops. 12 got off the first stop. and 6 got on. the second stop 13 people got off and 1 gets on. the third stop 6 people get off and 13 got on. and the fourth stop 3 people got off. and 5 people got on the fifth stop 13 got off and none got on.who is driven the bus?.... More

steps
If a boat has four steps each step is a foot tall. The boat has two steps under water. It rains teo feet that night how many steps are under water?.... More

what is it
It starts out small but you can make it bigger. A lot of people have one and they make little kids happy what is it.... More

three wise men
an evil king captured three wisemen traveling thro...... More

Stupid
Runs up the hill and runs down the hill but in spite of all it stands still.... More

funny
what is really really light but no even the strongest man can hold it for a while.... More

One moment please?
What happens twice in a moment once in a minute and never in an hour?.... More

A man in a field *fixed*
A man is laying in a field with a pack laying near him and a pin in his hand... how did he die?.... More

MY LITTLE BOOK OF RIDDLES
WHAT TWO WORDS HAVE THE MOSTLETTERS IN IT?.... More

the alphabet
what word do you have when you take away the whole alphabet.... More

what shape
i have four sides im the most common shape but im skinnier than a rectangle what am I?.... More

Friday
if a cowboy leaves on Friday stays 3 days and came back on Friday. How is this possible?.... More

Jane""s mother
Jane""s mother has 5 children whose names are: Patar Peter Pitir Potor What is the name of the fifth child?.... More

How much dirt?
How much dirt is in a hole 3 feet wide and 4 feet deep?.... More

Easy to find out!!!!
What runs wistels but can""t talk?.... More

airplane
there is an airplane and it crashes! Every single person dies but there are some survivors. HOW?.... More

two masked men
a guy met two masked men were were they from.... More

dropping
the more u take the more u leave behind.... More

HEADS
THERE ARE 12 CHICKENS ONE OF WITCH IS ABOUT TO DIE 4 CHIMPS 6 SNAKES HOW MANY HEADS ALTOGETHER.... More

LAW
IS IT LEGAL IN MEXICO TO bury a living man on the beach.... More

LIER
A MAN WALKS UPTO ME AND SAY EVRYTHING I SAY IS A LIE IS HE TELLING THE TRUH.... More

THE THING
THE MORE YOU DRY WITH ME THE WETTER I GET..... More

THE WEIRD HOUSE
A MAN PAINTED EVRY SPECK OF HIS HOUSE PINK BUT THE STAIRS WERE NOT PINK WHY NOT..... More

What Am I.
The man who needs me doesn""t want me. the man who makes me dosen""t need me and the man who has me dosen""t know he has me.what am i.... More

Mountains
Who can jump higher than the mountain..... More

Skateboard Trick
This is a skateboard trick that is not possible to do. What is the trick called?.... More

Rock Bands
We are two teenage metal heads we laugh a lot and we like ""Metalica"" and ""ACDC."" Who are we?.... More

Bathroom trouble
you work at the mall and you go to check up on your favorite store. The onwer Sarah tells you some bad news. The nextdoor bathrooms doors have been vandilized. ""I heard someone scraping letters off both doors!"" she says. You go check and one says ""men"" the other says ""en"". you do not enter the bathrooms in fear of entering the worng one. which is which?.... More

did you know ?
I am always busy if you need an answer i can give it to you some people think i""m stupid some people think i""m smart??? and if you push my buttons right your sure to get something what am i?.... More

How Can They Be Related?
A man comes into a jail to visit a prisoner there. A guard stops him and says""Hold it right there. Only relatives can visit."" The man says"" Brothers and sisters I have none. That man""s father is my father""s son."" How are the man and prisoner related?.... More

Eyes!!!
What has four eyes but can""t see?.... More

blocks
1 man runs 3 blocks and then comes home and there is 2 maced men who r they?.... More